Not that it's slowing her down

Also titled: Why I haven't been able to use the bathroom alone for nearly 12 years.

Because this is what happens:

Less than three minutes lapsed between my bravely attempting to take a bathroom break by myself and the moment I found her like this.

The kicker is that she didn't even get the good stuff. She ate unsweetened chocolate.

But she was still entirely too happy with herself.

I'm thinking it's a good thing her hand is bandaged well.